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Monday, September 15, 2014

Cat Jokes for kids


Cat Jokes for kids:
What is a cat's favorite colour?
Purr-ple!

What happened when the lion ate the clown?
He felt funny!


What kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats!

When is it very bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse!

What steps do you take if you a tiger is running towards you?
Big ones!

What animals are the best pets?
Cats, because they are purr-fect!

What does a kitten become after it's three days old?
Four days old!

What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!

What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks every night.

Why don't cats like online shopping? 
They prefer a cat-alogue.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the freezer?
Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? 
A stripey jumper!

What do you call a cat who just ate a duck? 
A duck-filled platy puss.

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? 
A catastrophe!
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss!

What's a cat's favorite button on the tv remote? 
Paws

What do cats like to eat on sunny days? 
Mice cream cones!

Why did the cat cross the road? 
It was the chicken's day off!

What do you call a pile of kittens? 
A meowntain.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
Puss in boots.

Why do cats make terrible story tellers?
They only have one tail.
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