Stare into the darkness long enough

                                                        And the darkness will stare back.
                                                           And probably meow at you.

Cats during quarantine

DId you wash your hands?

My cat is starting to show signs of being very upset that I haven't left the house for a while.

Asks me when I'll finally go to work.

Thump

You look up at your ceiling and see this. I can assure you the cat's about as surprised as you are to be there.

Hey.

Hey.
Come here often?

Mean look

While I think that all cats are beautiful, I'm not sure this one's a cat you should be holding.

Mark of the true designer

Your shoes, human. The paw pattern perfects them.

Day 23

"They're still unaware I am not a towel, I have been accepted as one of their own."